One waffle-iron batch (6 waffles) + one lean-beef skillet + a 2:1 adult:kid portion split → 2 dinners for 4. Adult plate: 1 waffle + 5 oz raw-equivalent 93/7 beef + 1.5 slices Velveeta + Tari. Creator's kid plate: 1 regular bun + half a waffle + 2.5 oz beef + 3/4 slice Velveeta + ketchup. The waffle stays fun; the protein is built around it, not smuggled into it.