350 cal / 27.8g protein / 14.9g fat / 42.7g carbs per adult serving, 6 servings batch. 20 slices Godshall's Beef Bacon diced and rendered crispy, fat drained — bacon goes into BOTH plates (kids love bacon; the split-cook lever is the sauce, not the protein). Adult sauce blends 1 tub Daisy cottage cheese + 4 Laughing Cow Light wedges + 3 servings Rao's Alfredo + 1/2 portion Kirkland chicken bone broth into a creamy base; adults eat it over Carbe Diem Penne with bacon folded in and fresh parsley on top. Kids eat regular wheat penne tossed with plain Rao's Alfredo straight from the jar + a share of the bacon — no blended sauce, no parsley. Two pots cook simultaneously. Reheats clean for 3-4 days with a splash of bone broth.